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Created on 2005-03-24 21:36:16 (#6562116), last updated 2009-10-16
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Basic Info| Name: | Joseph |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-30 |
| Location: | Rochester, New York, United States |
BioI have 10 fingers and 10 toes. I can carry two plates, a cup, and silverware on a lunch tray without any help. I found waldo. I bet six of the dwarfs were well endowed; that would explain Grumpy. Birds are always doing mating calls; if they could speak english, all you would hear outside in spring would be "HAVE SEX WITH ME!" I found out that the meaning of life is to win, too bad i dont like board games. If seven ate nine, why did she stop there? Fourteen looks tasty. Goldilocks was a slut. I bet that in a parallel universe, you aren't reading this. if you replaced "egg" with "unborn chicken fetus," it would be really weird. "Would you like scrambled unborn chicken fetus, or sunny side up?" "Would you like some unborn chicken fetus nog?" "Mom, can we go Easter unborn chicken fetus hunting now?" How come a "hole" is a lack of something and "whole" is the entire thing? W's must be important. AIDS doesnt exist. We never walked on the moon. Physics is a lie. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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